LeoAs the sun has sailed into your sign, you can look forward to a week…More

PiscesYou dream you are watching a football match between the Bolsheviks and the Mencheviks. A…More

Pisces You’re going through a major shift right now, and might feel tempted to go…More

Pisces Scrotum. There, I said it. I know I’m not going to win any children’s…More

Aquarius Your imagination is erupting like Vesuvius and by the weekend you’ll be ready to…More

Aquarius Illusion has a strong hold on you this week; you can’t help believing in…More

Aquarius People who painted their faces blue because the government’s full-page glossy advertisements told them…More

AquariusA sense of inhibition between people will frustrate groupwork this week, but the conditions are…More

Aquarius First you have good luck, then you have bad luck, and now some guy…More

Capricorn Sometimes when you listen to an old, familiar record on a different stereo you…More