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Meet Cosmo VonArrogant, The World’s First ‘AI Insult Astrologer’ (Guaranteed To Be As Full Of Sh*t As A Human One)

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At New Matilda, we’re still trying to work out how we might incorporate Artificial Intelligence into our stubbornly independent operations, if at all. It’s fair to say it’s a work in progress. While we ponder, NM editor Chris Graham has found at least one useful ‘purpose’, particularly if you happen to believe that your future is written in the stars by a toxic, anti-vaxxing hippy activist.

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Hurry! Limited Time. This Offer Can’t Last. Once In A Lifetime Opportunity. Grab Your Seat Now Before It’s Too Late. Never To Be Repeated.

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If you’ve never shopped online before, then Glenn Scott is offering you the opportunity of a lifetime. Not necessarily your lifetime, but definitely somebody’s lifetime. Probably. But wait, there’s more….

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First They Came For Our $4 Medium Coffees, And We Said Nothing…

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It’s all about the little things in life… except, of course, when it comes to ordering coffee, particularly on a Sunday. Then, size matters. A lot. Glenn Scott leads the charge against the people who are ruining our lives… and occasionally our weekends.

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Trump Just Compared His Looks To Elvis. And You Know What? The Resemblance Is Uncanny

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Ah, thank you, thank you very much. That’s what the world is saying to Donald Trump today, in recognition of the fact that his services to comedy and narcissism are wildly, bigly under-appreciated.

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Should New Matilda Use AI In Its Writing And Research? (Spoiler Alert: Computer Says No!!!)

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If you’ve been wondering whether or not New Matilda is using AI to produce its journalism, the answer – at the moment at least – is a big fat ‘NO!!!’. In capital letters. With an exclamation point at the end. And then two more for good measure.

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