This Is Not A Greeting Card!

Description

There’s so many ways to be unAustralian these days. Like, believing in climate change. Embracing refugees. Protesting on Australia Day. Picking on Barnaby Joyce. But unarguably the most unAustralian thing you can do in the modern era is pass up the opportunity to send a politician a greeting card that is definitely Not A Greeting Card!… because it has a middle finger salute featured prominently on the front.

Fortunately, New Matilda has plugged that very obvious gap.

Just choose the politician to be the recipient of your wrath (from the drop down menu above), and we’ll do the rest. Specifically that looks like this:

1. We mail a This Is Not A Greeting Card! card to the politician of your choice.
2. Said politician receives your This Is Not A Greeting Card!, reads it, realizes the error of their ways, quits politics and then devotes the rest of their life to healing all the damage they’ve unleashed on an unsuspecting nation.*
3. We’ll tweet a photo of your This Is Not A Greeting Card! being mailed off to the offending pollie. And we’ll send you a text or email with the image as well (don’t forget to include your mobile number in the checkout process), so you can share your adventure with family and friends!

The message inside reads thusly:

* New Matilda acknowledges that some politicians who receive a This Is Not A Greeting Card! may not feel sufficiently bad enough about themselves to trigger an existential crisis, and may instead elect to continue working in politics. In the unlikely event that this occurs, New Matilda reserves the right to not refund your money, because it will have already been spent. And by ‘reserves the right’, we mean ‘will not’.