The Not-So-New Dawn Of Long-winded Inquiries
Forthwith in our Nation’s Glorious Capitalis an inquisition doth verily and merrily proceed at the…More
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Useful Science: Why Is Tony Abbott So Hot? And Why Is Butter Chicken So Delicious?
Poor CSIRO, poor Climate Authority. Their old science is being replaced by the new science…More
The Official Minutes Of The Tony Abbott Ladies’ Auxiliary Catholiphate
Call to Order A totes emergency general meeting of we Ladies was held at the…More
Mathew Kenneally's World Of Kale Comes Crashing Down
Dear Book Publishers of Australia, This has been a very trying week for me. I…More
Fear Of A Brown Planeteer Meets White Customs Official: You Can Guess The Outcome
Depending on your perspective, Aamer Rahman may actually be a terrorist. Admittedly, we have no…More
Get Thee Behind Me And Tony Abbott And Freedom
On Monday freedom died. Tony Abbott announced his national security plans or as some called…More
We're Calling It: Professor Gillian Triggs Is A C-Word
Gillian Triggs has done it again. Her report, The Forgotten Children, detailing the psychological damage…More
Nothing But Bush? Basil Has My Full Support
I awoke yesterday morning to find my Basil plant (yes Mum, it really is basil…More
Ebola Overtakes Leukemia As Most Preferred Prime Minister
Ebola is now the most preferred Liberal Party leader, having overtaken both Meningitis and Leukaemia…More
What Can A Small L Inner City Liberal To Do To Win The War On Terror?
Apparently I am responsible for the Charlie Hebdo and Martin Place. I did not realize…More