Joe Hockey Needs Another Investment Property So We Gave Him A Better Job As New Matilda’s Agony Aunt
Often our readers send e-mails or comments about issues not directly related to our articles,…More
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Punish Manspreaders, Jaywalkers, Lane Hogs: Mathew Kenneally’s Plan For Reimposing Social Order
In Mississippi three people have been arrested for cheering at a graduation. In Ferguson Missouri…More
Billionaires United Mining Services (BUMS) Internal Memo: Coal Diggers Infiltrate Anti-Coal CommBank Protests
A mischievous report appeared on the rabid pages of New Matilda written by one of…More
The Not-So-New Dawn Of Long-winded Inquiries
Forthwith in our Nation’s Glorious Capitalis an inquisition doth verily and merrily proceed at the…More
Useful Science: Why Is Tony Abbott So Hot? And Why Is Butter Chicken So Delicious?
Poor CSIRO, poor Climate Authority. Their old science is being replaced by the new science…More
The Official Minutes Of The Tony Abbott Ladies’ Auxiliary Catholiphate
Call to Order A totes emergency general meeting of we Ladies was held at the…More
Mathew Kenneally's World Of Kale Comes Crashing Down
Dear Book Publishers of Australia, This has been a very trying week for me. I…More
Fear Of A Brown Planeteer Meets White Customs Official: You Can Guess The Outcome
Depending on your perspective, Aamer Rahman may actually be a terrorist. Admittedly, we have no…More
Get Thee Behind Me And Tony Abbott And Freedom
On Monday freedom died. Tony Abbott announced his national security plans or as some called…More
We're Calling It: Professor Gillian Triggs Is A C-Word
Gillian Triggs has done it again. Her report, The Forgotten Children, detailing the psychological damage…More