Love Me Tender
Tender is the night lying by your side Tender is the touch of someone that…More
Tagged: satire
How To Occupy With Dignity
We all love a good protest, don’t we? Not in a literal sense, of course…More
Blood Pledge Now Or Burn Up, Baby
My fellow Australians, it gives me no pleasure to be saying the things that I…More
Does The Lucky Country Ban Pokies?
The term "un-Australian" is, I feel, thrown around far too infrequently these days. Every day…More
How To Keep Asylum Seekers Keen
"Treat ’em mean, to keep ’em keen". We use this phrase so often in our…More
When Did Prime Ministers Get So Precious?
It is not easy, finding the truth in today’s deceptive, malevolent, unnecessary windfarm-filled society. Sorting…More
We Need Tough Love To Keep The Peace
At the heart of any successful modern society is the concept of blame. The functioning…More
It's Time To Let Kids Be Adults
If there is one thing I have learned in my time as a professional philosopher…More
I Get Paid To Write This Crap!
There are many lessons that our current "Prime Minister" is seemingly yet to learn —…More
Hippies Gone Hipster
Dear Greens, I write this, more in sorrow than in anger, my heart heavy and…More