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EXCLUSIVE: NM’s Fresh Footage Of Brutal Peter Costello Assault On Oz Journalist Liam Mendes

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Another WORLD EXCLUSIVE from New Matilda… this time we’ve obtained fresh footage from an alternate angle of the brutal assault of internationally renowned Canberra press gallery journalist Liam Mendes overnight, by ageing former Liberal Party bridge troll Peter Costello.

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“The Airport Is Broken”: Andrew Tate’s Ireland Bid Rejected In The Most Irish Way Possible

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British misogynist and self-described ‘most Googled person on earth’ Andrew Tate has had cold water poured on his aspirations for Irish citizenship… because the international airport at Dublin is “broken” and undergoing “roadworks that will be going on for a good while”.

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Oh, Canada!? Justin Trudeau Is The Joke, And Taxpayers Are The Punchline

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When the going gets tough, the tough (and also the Canadian prime minister) get going… straight to social media, to humiliate themselves. Chris Graham suggests you sit down before you dive in because the joke, ultimately, is on the long-suffering taxpayers of Canada.

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‘Artificial Intelligence’ And The Serene Beauty Of… Blowing A Duck’s Head Off

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If you’ve missed it, New Matilda regular Geoff Russell has penned a rather impacting piece on the opening of the annual duck hunting season in South Australia.

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Meet Cosmo VonArrogant, The World’s First ‘AI Insult Astrologer’ (Guaranteed To Be As Full Of Sh*t As A Human One)

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At New Matilda, we’re still trying to work out how we might incorporate Artificial Intelligence into our stubbornly independent operations, if at all. It’s fair to say it’s a work in progress. While we ponder, NM editor Chris Graham has found at least one useful ‘purpose’, particularly if you happen to believe that your future is written in the stars by a toxic, anti-vaxxing hippy activist.

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