What Next For Our Man Of Mystery?
The stars are not wanted now; put out every one, Pack up the moon and…More
Browsing: Satire
A Guide To Doggerel For Billionaires
If there is one thing that the Australian people love, it is a secretive multi-billionaire.…More
Let's Catch The Flying Fish Of Prosperity
If there is one thing that annoys me about Australia, it is Rebecca Gibney. But…More
The Truth About The Internet
You may have noticed, recently, something of a brouhaha blowing up on the so-called "world…More
A Christmas Message From Ben Pobjie
I have been writing for New Matilda for four years now — so long I…More
The Party's Not Over For Labor
What does the ALP stand for? The Australian Labor Party? Well yes, but that doesn’t…More
Who's Rooting For Team Australia?
I’d like you, for a moment, to consider your own inevitable death. On that day,…More
Love Me Tender
Tender is the night lying by your side Tender is the touch of someone that…More
How To Occupy With Dignity
We all love a good protest, don’t we? Not in a literal sense, of course…More
Blood Pledge Now Or Burn Up, Baby
My fellow Australians, it gives me no pleasure to be saying the things that I…More